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Things Women Don't Know

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Nov 2, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    THINGS WOMEN DON'T KNOW

    Women think they already know everything, but wait...training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

    4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

    8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

    12. Introduction to Parking

    13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

    14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

    17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

    19. PMS: Your Problem...Not His

    20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

    21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have

    22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

    23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

    24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

    25. TV Remotes: For Men Only