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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 5, 2002.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Living on Earth is expensive,
    but it does include a free trip
    around the sun every year.

    How long a minute is
    depends on what side of the
    bathroom door you're on.

    Birthdays are good for you;
    the more you have,
    the longer you live.

    Happiness comes through doors you
    didn't even know you left open.

    Ever notice that the people who are late
    are often much jollier
    than the people who have to wait for them?

    Most of us go to our grave
    with our music still inside of us.

    If Walmart is lowering prices every day,
    how come nothing is free yet?

    You may be only one person in the world,
    but you may also be the world to one person.

    Some mistakes are too much fun
    to only make once.

    Don't cry because it's over;
    smile because it happened.

    We could learn a lot from crayons:
    some are sharp, some are pretty,
    some are dull, some have weird names,
    and all are different colors....but
    they all exist very nicely in the same box.

    A truly happy person is one who
    can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
  2. Blast

    Blast 'nuff said

    Aug 2, 2002
    NKY/Cincinnati area
    Logic and philosophy always did work well together;Y

  3. igrp

    igrp ut supra

    May 6, 2002
    The Sunshine State
    Stuff to print out. Thanks. :)