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Things to ponder

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 5, 2005.


  1. okie

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    It may be bad manners to talk with your mouth full, but it isn't too
    good either if you speak when your head is empty.

    It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.

    It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.

    Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy".
    Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.

    Learn from the mistakes of others. You don't have time
    to make them all yourself.

    Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

    Make new friends but keep the old ones;
    one is silver and the other's gold.

    Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will
    pick himself up and continue.

    Men do not stumble over mountains, but over molehills. -- Confucious

    Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap
    pistols; they may buy shotguns freely, however.

    Mohandas K. Gandhi often changed his mind publicly. An aide once asked him how
    he could so freely contradict this week what he had said just last week. The
    great man replied that it was because this week he knew better.