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Things that i learned in college

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 19, 2009.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class; I'd sleep right
    through it.
    - That I could change so much and barely realize it.
    - That college kids throw airplanes too.
    - That if you wear polyester everyone will ask you, "Why are you so dressed
    - That every clock on campus shows a different time.
    - That if you were smart in high school--so what?
    - That I would go to a party the night before a final.
    - That Chemistry labs require more time than all my classes put together.
    - That you can know everything and fail a test.
    - That you can know nothing and ace a test.
    - That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.
    - That MOST of my education would be obtained outside of my classes.
    - That I would be one of those people my parents warned me about.
    - That free food served until 10:00 is gone by 9:50.
    - That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
    - That Psychology is really Biology, and that Biology is really Chemistry,
    - That Chemistry is really Physics, and Physics is really Math.