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Things that are hard to say when drunk

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Jay9928, May 6, 2009.

  1. Jay9928

    Jay9928 Buddy Revell

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. No thanks, I'm married.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me!
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
    9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
    10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning
     
  2. Giggity

    Giggity Holster Maker

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    ReyFufuRulesAll Pantless Wonder

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  4. Nicko

    Nicko GTDS FOR LIFE

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    #3 on "THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK" is so...so right. :crying: