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Things men wish women knew

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

    26. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

    27. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    28. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank
    range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

    29. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

    30. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

    31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to
    act like soap opera guys.

    32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty
    you are?

    33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

    34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not

    35. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
    complain about having their boobs stared at.

    36. Don't make 50 rules when 36 will do.