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Things dogs should remember

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 28, 2007.


  1. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

    I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
    coffee table.

    I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

    We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

    My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
     
  2. HandyMan Hugh

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    The neighbor's cat is not snack food.
    Nor is the post man, or the UPS guy,
    but the FED EX driver is fair game!

    :thumbsup: :tongueout: :thumbsup: :tongueout:
     

  3. TheDVDMan

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    Try telling that to my dog :upeyes:

    Smacks his head against everything...I'm guessing he was dropped on his head as a puppy...
     
  4. eddief4

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