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They will find us

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 29, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the
    Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces:
    "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
    engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down
    momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to
    accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I am
    unable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never be
    rescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if not
    for the rest of our lives. A few minutes later the plane lands safely on
    the island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did
    we pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?" No Morris!" she responded.
    Morris smiles, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?"
    "Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!" Now Morris laughs.
    "One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our Temple
    Building Fund check this month?" "Oy Morris I forgot that one too!"
    Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris,
    "So what are you smiling and laughing about?

    Morris responds, "They'll find us."
     
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