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They just took my guns!

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by M&P Shooter, Dec 22, 2012.

  1. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    A large male with glasses, facial hair and wearing camo just knocked on my door and said he was with the salt mine federal gun unit. He said he was from Taco county and had me sign paper work on all my weapons and he loaded them in his Dodge PU and drove off. He had a Alf sticker on the back window, do you guys think he was legit?
     
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  2. Atlas

    Atlas transmogrifier

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    Did he look like this guy?

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  3. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    OMG that's him, is he legit with the government like he said? He did have a 1911 pressed against my forehead!
     
  4. sawgrass

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    OMG!

    Okie, Santa doesn't visit bad boy!:rofl::rofl:
     
  5. LL6

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    Is your cat missing, too? :whistling:
     
  6. Dragoon44

    Dragoon44 Unfair Facist Lifetime Member

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    I call shenanigans,

    everyone one knows it would be 30 swat guys that would kick in your door shoot your attack chihuahua and then confiscate the guns and all the beer in your refrigerator before they apologized for being at the wrong house.

    :supergrin:
     
  7. smokin762

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    Okie was that you. If you drive through Ohio, stop by and we will grag some Taco's and we will laugh about what you did. I wish I would have thought of that first. :supergrin:
     
  8. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    My cat is missing but my beer isn't touched but my wife said she was touched.....OKIE that was you:steamed:
     
  9. acaligunner

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    In california, it's sen dumbstein along with a mexican mafia hit squad...:wow:
     
  10. dango

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    I detect a copy-cat ! Okie they hath besmugded your good self personage ! Or , call me , share the wealth....! :supergrin:
     
  11. tacops5372

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    To all the people who responded to this post: Stay where you are. You will soon receive a call with a set of instructions to leave your guns, wives and beer out on the front porch. A black tinted out SUV will then pull up. Then the guy you see in the picture posted above will jump out to collect them. We appreciate your cooperation. "Trust us we are with the government....."
     
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  12. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Follow the trail of fried okra carasses.
    The unidentified miscreant may well be a champeen okra gobbler.
     
  13. fiasconva

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    They just tried that with me an hour or so ago. I bribed them with a fruitcake and they left happy.:rofl:
     
  14. M&P Shooter

    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    I bet I could have kept my guns and wife's butt untouched for a 6 pack of hard shell tacos and a copy of Kimber weekly:supergrin:
     
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    TBO Why so serious? CLM

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    HerrGlock Scouts Out CLM

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    I was looking at that in an email. It made me laugh :supergrin:
     
  17. M&P Shooter

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  18. Kingarthurhk

    Kingarthurhk Isaiah 53:4-9

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    So, what you are saying is you gave your guns to this guy:

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    "Thanks for the guns, Jack!"

    :rofl:
     
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    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    M&P Shooter Metal Member

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    That's the SOB!