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There is something to be said for clarity.

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by buckshot, Jun 7, 2002.

  1. buckshot

    buckshot Millennium Member

    Jun 28, 1999
    Alberta, Canada
    A redneck farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss, I've got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he's stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He's still wriggling - what should I do?''

    "In the back of your truck there's a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."

    The farm worker says okay and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back.

    "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and hrew it in a bush."

    "So what's the problem now?" his Boss snapped.

    "The blue light on his motorcycle is still flashing."
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    That's bad, but funny. I didn't get it for 2 seconds.

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

    Dec 12, 2000
    Provo, UT
  4. SPG

    SPG Millennium Member

    Dec 24, 1999
    New England
    As a Motor cop; OUCH spg;G
  5. hehehe

    Makes a point to, sometimes semantics do matter.
  6. master tigon

    master tigon to deep for you

    May 21, 2002
    back in CT.shoot me!
    lol. That is awful, but a keeper.