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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 3, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Then: Killer Weed
    Now: Weed Killer

    Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine
    Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine

    Then: The Grateful Dead
    Now: Dr. Kevorkian

    Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint
    Now: Getting a new hip joint

    Then: Moving to California because it's cool
    Now: Moving to California because it's warm

    Then: Being called into the principal's office
    Now: Storming into the principal's office

    Then: Peace Sign
    Now: Mercedes Logo

    Then: OJ, cutting & slashing
    Now: OJ, cutting & slashing

    Then: Getting your head stoned
    Now: Getting your headstone

    Then: "The Making of the President"
    Now: The making of the President

    Then: "Going blind"
    Now: REALLY going blind

    Then: Long hair
    Now: Longing for hair

    Then: Acid rock
    Now: Acid reflux

    Then: Worrying about no one coming to your party
    Now: Worrying about no one coming to your funeral

    Then: President Johnson
    Now: The President's johnson

    Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying President
    Now: Fighting to keep the lying President

    Then: The perfect high
    Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund

    Then: Elvis in the army
    Now: Elvis in a UFO

    Then: Keg
    Now: EKG

    Then: Swallowing acid
    Now: Swallowing antacid

    Then: You're growing pot
    Now: Your growing pot

    Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your parents
    Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids

    Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor
    Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor

    Then: Passing the driving test
    Now: Passing the vision test

    Then: Seeds and stems
    Now: Roughage

    Then: Popping pills, smoking joints
    Now: Popping joints

    Then: Whatever?.
    Now: Depends

    Then: "Off the pigs"
    Now: "No bacon please, I am watching my cholesterol"

    Then: Ommmmmm
    Now: Ummmmm