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The voice

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 26, 2006.


  1. okie

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    A guy gets home from work one night and hears a voice.
    The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your
    money, go to Vegas."
    The man is disturbed at what he hears and ignores the voice.

    The next day when he gets home from work, the same thing
    happens.
    The voice tells him, "Quit your job, sell your house, take your
    money, go to Vegas."
    Again the man ignores the voice, though he is very troubled by
    the event.

    Every day, day after day, the man hears the same voice when
    he gets home from work, "Quit your job, sell your house,
    take your money, go to Vegas."

    Each time the man hears the voice he becomes increasingly
    upset. Finally, after two weeks, he succumbs to the pressure.
    He does quit his job, sells his house, takes his money and
    heads to Vegas.

    The moment the man gets off the plane in Vegas, the voice
    tells him, "Go to Bally's."
    So, he hops in a cab and rushes over to Bally's.
    As soon as he sets foot in the casino, the voice tells him,
    "Go to the roulette table."

    The man does as he is told.
    When he gets to the roulette table, the voice tells him,
    "Put all your money on 17."
    Nervously, the man cashes in his money for chips and then
    puts them all on 17.
    The dealer wishes the man good luck and spins the roulette
    wheel.

    The ball goes round and round.
    The man anxiously watches the ball as it slowly loses speed
    until finally it settles into number... 21.
    The voice says, "Oops!"
     
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