One day, a ventriloquist was driving along a country road when he had a blowout. Not having a spare tire, he had to call the auto club. While he was waiting for the auto club truck to arrive, he saw an Indian farmer on the other side of the fence. Deciding that he would have some fun, he walked over to the fence and spoke to the Indian. Do you mind if I talk to your animals? The Indian looked at him like he was an idiot, but then shook his head yes. Looking at a cow, the ventriloquist asked Ms. Cow, hows your life here on the farm? He then threw his voice and replied (as the cow) Its not too bad, but the Indian is often late milking me in the morning. The Indian jumped back in surprise. The ventriloquist then looked at the horse and asked Mr. Horse, hows your life here on the farm? Again, throwing his voice, he replied as the horse Its not too bad, but the Indian often works me too hard. This time, the Indian was really shaken and started muttering. When the Indian saw the ventriloquist getting ready to talk to the sheep, he blurted out Sheep lie, sheep lie!