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The Train Ride

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Santa CruZin, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. Santa CruZin

    Santa CruZin RIP Mr. Mayor

    Jun 19, 2000
    In a train carriage there was
    Bill Clinton, George Bush,
    Janet Reno and Bo Derek.
    After several minutes of the trip,
    the train passes through a
    dark tunnel and the unmistakable
    sound of a slap is heard.

    When they leave the tunnel,
    Clinton has a big red slap mark
    on his cheek.

    (1) Bo Derek thought -
    "That sleazeball Clinton wanted
    to touch me and by mistake,
    he must have put his hand on
    Janet Reno, who in turn must
    have slapped his face."

    (2) Janet Reno thought -
    "That dirty Bill Clinton laid
    his hands on Bo Derek and
    she smacked him."

    (3) Bill Clinton thought -
    "George put his hand on
    Bo Derek and by mistake
    she slapped me."

    (4) George Bush thought -
    "I hope there's another
    tunnel soon so I can
    smack Clinton again."
  2. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

    Jan 9, 2002
    Outside the perimeter
    I love it every time I see it!