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The Three Pigs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 11, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

    Sep 10, 2001
    Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."

    And he did!

    The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said "Let me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"

    The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!"

    And he did!

    So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said "Let us in! "The wolf just blew down our houses and we're scared!"

    So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."

    While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped suits and fedoras.

    They went over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded to beat the cr*p out of him. Then they got back into their limo and drove off, leaving the wolf bleeding on the street.

    The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the brick pig, "Who the h*ll were those guys?"

    And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."
  2. Mdsteele

    Mdsteele Guitarzan

    uh oh, I smell a lock.(Funny though)

  3. joegerardi

    joegerardi Millennium Member Lifetime Member

    May 18, 1999
    Savannah, GA, USA
    Why? 'Cause my name ends in a vowel? We Italians don't have the same problem with ethnic jokes as most other races.

    (At the same time, though, Vinnie Bagadonuts is on his way to Glockrunner's place right now...)

  4. Mdsteele

    Mdsteele Guitarzan

    Glad to hear it. Here's one for ya.

    The Italian and the Bank

    Ooooh -- Those savvy Italians...

    The Italian and the Bank ----

    An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan

    officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two

    weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

    The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security

    for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian

    produces the title and everything checks out.

    The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the

    Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's

    underground garage and parks it there.

    Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,

    which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to

    have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,

    but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and

    found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother

    to borrow $5,000?"

    The Italian replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for

    two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    Ah, The Italians...
  5. Eagles1181

    Eagles1181 Flying High

    May 25, 2000
    The Great State of Texas
    First time I heard this it was a blonde joke. Italians work much better.

  6. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

    Jan 31, 1999
    I don't get it. Guinea pig???
  7. Mdsteele

    Mdsteele Guitarzan

    joegerardi, would you care to explain this to Mr.Koski?;f
  8. SParsons


    Jan 6, 2000
    "Leave the pig, take the canollis....."