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The Three Bears

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by P-Ratt, Sep 19, 2002.

  1. P-Ratt

    P-Ratt Got Glock?

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    Back home in TX!!
    It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

    Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars.

    Mommy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, "For heaven's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? It was Mommy Bear who got up first. It was Mommy Bear who woke everybody else in the house up. It was Mommy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Mommy Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper. It was Mommy Bear who set the table. It was Mommy Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish.

    Now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace me with your presence, . . . listen good, because I'm only going to say this one more time. I have not made the stinkin' porridge yet!!"