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The Stuttering Cat

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, May 31, 2007.


  1. pupcuss27

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    A Teacher is teaching biology to her first grade class.
    "Human beings are the only animals that stutter, she says.

    A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,
    she volunteered.

    The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
    become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

    "Well, she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty, and the
    Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before
    we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

    "That must've been scary, said the teacher.

    "It sure was, said the little girl.”My kitty went Fffff, Fffff,
    Fffff'...and before she could say "F_@#," the Rottweiler ate her."


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    John 15:13. Greater love hath no man than this, that a man
    lay down his life for his friends.
     
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    Now that is funny!
     
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