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The Sheik

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 5, 2012.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner
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    An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for
    heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the
    doctors needed to store his blood in case
    the need arises.

    As the gentleman had a rare type of blood,
    It couldn't be found locally, so, the call went
    out.

    Finally a Scotsman was located who had a
    similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated
    his blood for the Arab.

    After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman
    as appreciation for giving his blood, a new
    BMW, diamonds and US dollars.

    A couple of days later, once again, the Arab
    had to go through a corrective surgery. His
    doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was
    more than happy to donate his blood again.

    After the second surgery, the Arab sent the
    Scotsman a thank-you card and a box of
    Quality Street chocolates.

    The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did
    not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had
    anticipated. He phoned the Arab and asked
    him: "I thought you would be generous again,
    that you would give me a BMW, diamonds and
    money... But you only gave me a thank-you
    card and a box of Quality Street."

    To this the Arab replied: "Aye Laddie, but I now
    have Scottish blood in me veins".
     
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