The Sheep And The Journalist

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  1. SecondHandJokes

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    In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women. Walking into the local saloon he asked a cowboy, "What do you fellas do around here for entertainment?"

    "Ya mean women?" asked the cowboy. "We ain't got none. 'Round here folks shag sheep."

    "That's disgusting," cried the correspondent, "I've never heard of such moral degredation."

    However, after a few months, the correspondent's was beginning to require companionship and the sheep were looking more and more attractive. So he finally went out and found himself a comely sheep, brought her back to his room, shampooed her and then tied ribbons in her hair. After a bottle of champagne, he lured the sheep into his bedchamber and released his pent-up frustrations.

    Afterward, he escorted his four-legged lover to the saloon for a drink. As the correspondent and his wooly mate entered, a hush fell over the patrons and the anxious couple became the object of many stares.

    "You ******* bunch of hypocrites!" the reporter yelled. "You've been shagging sheep for years, but when I do it up right you look at me like I'm some sort of crazy pervert!"

    One cowboy spoke up, "Yeah, but that's the sheriff's gal!"
    #1 SecondHandJokes, Apr 4, 2013
    Last edited: Apr 4, 2013
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