Ralph and Tom were sitting on a park bench talking. Ralph is 68 and Tom is 83. Tom is in good health and Ralphs health is not near as good. Ralph asked Tom Whats your secret Tom replies well Ralph its the Rye bread. I eat about a half a loaf of rye bread a day it keeps me healthy and helps me with the ladies if you know what I mean; with a wink. Well Ralph could not stand it; he went to the deli and asked the girl if she had any rye bread. A whole shelf full Sir Ralph said Ill take 6 loaves the girl said 6 loafs buy the time you get to the sixth loaf it will be hard. Dam Ralph said everybody knew the secret but me.