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The ruler is in the right hand drawer of your desk

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by krab, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. krab

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    [​IMG]It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.


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    One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).


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    The average man's ***** is three times the length of his thumb.


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    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.


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    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.


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    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.


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    Women blink twice as often as men.


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    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.


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    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


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    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


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    Women reading this will be finished now.


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    Men who read this are still busy checking their thumbs.


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  2. Tvov

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    LOL! Darn it, caught!
     

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    That is a good one bro...



     
  4. Z71offroad95

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