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The Revised Miranda Rights

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pdxbubba, Sep 12, 2003.


  1. pdxbubba

    pdxbubba
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    The Revised Miranda Rights!

    You are under arrest and...
    • No, I don't care who you are.
    • No, I don't care who you know.
    • Yes... you DO pay my salary.
    • Yes... you CAN have my job.
    • No, I don't have anything better to do.
    • Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
    • No, I am not picking on you because you are________ (fill in).
    • No, I can't give you a break.
    • No, I don't know your friend, Officer __________(fill in).
    • Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
    • Yes, I'm sure you will never do it again.
    • No, we can't talk about it.
    • Yes, it DOES make me happy.
    • Yes, you WILL see me in court.
    Thank you, have a nice day.
    Your Arresting Officer __________(fill in)
     
  2. okie

    okie
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    GT Mayor

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    That is good. I saw one better then that once but cant post it
    because of some cuss words.;g