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The queen

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 23, 2004.


  1. okie

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    The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming
    at the thousands of people in the forecourt below.

    The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth....

    "I bet you a tenner that I can make every English person in the crowd go
    wild with just a wave of my hand."

    The Pope says, "No way. You can't do that."

    The Queen says, "Watch this."

    So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd
    goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and
    cheering, basically going ballistic.

    The Pope thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her
    and says....

    "That's pretty impressive, but I bet you I can make every Irish person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head."

    The Queen goes, "No way, you can't do that."

    So the Pope headbutts her.