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The Psychic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 15, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Linda visited a psychic of some local repute.

    In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball,
    The mystic delivered grave news:

    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt
    - prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die
    A violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Jennifer stared at the woman's lined face,
    Then at the single flickering candle, then down at her
    Hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself.
    She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze,
    Steadied her voice, and asked:

    "Will I be acquitted?"