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The Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 1955mercury, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. 1955mercury

    1955mercury

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    [FONT= ]The Psychiatrist and Proctologist[/FONT][FONT= ] [/FONT]
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    [FONT= ]Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]"Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again.. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - unacceptable again! [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]"Nuts and Butts" - no way. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]"Loons and Moons" - forget it. [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends". [/FONT][FONT= ][/FONT]

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    [FONT= ]Everyone loved it. [/FONT]