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The Priests and the Bells

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Jan 7, 2005.


  1. nipperwolf

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    THE PRIESTS AND THE BELLS

    12 priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big-breasted, nude model danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his "you know what" and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had Not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos).

    As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.

    Then, all the other bells started to ring, and all he** broke loose..
     
  2. VANMAN

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    I'm Catholic and hope no one is offended by this....it's funny.