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The Pope and Hillary Clinton

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Apr 1, 2008.

  1. goldenlight

    goldenlight

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    The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in front of
    a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it
    all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says
    to the Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand,
    I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

    He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture
    and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the
    cheering subsides

    The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
    considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you know
    that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in
    the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display
    like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
    they will forever speak of
    this day and rejoice."

    The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of
    your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."
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    So the Pope slapped her.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Now that is funny
     

  3. eddief4

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