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The Pirate

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Slobberchops, Aug 12, 2004.

  1. Slobberchops

    Slobberchops WTF?!?!?

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    Apr 14, 2003
    A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen
    you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
    now."

    "Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"

    "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
    My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    "What about that eye patch?"

    "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
    and one of them S*#t in my eye."

    "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye
    just from some bird S*%t."

    "It was my first day with the hook."