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The Pilot Died

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hondo341, May 20, 2013.


  1. Hondo341

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    This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

    The pilot has a heart attack and dies... She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

    "May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

    And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Oh my God, Please help me!"

    She hears a voice over the radio saying:

    "This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.

    'Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."


    She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."


    "O.K." says the voice on the radio....

    "Repeat after me: Our Father... Who art in Heaven..."




    I saw this and couldn't help sharing
     
  2. Arc Angel

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    Deus Vult!

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    First good laugh of the day - Thanks! :supergrin:
     

  3. BobPistol

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    lol.

    learned the hard way the wrong position :)