Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

Welcome to Glock Talk

Why should YOU join our Glock forum?

  • Converse with other Glock Enthusiasts
  • Learn about the latest hunting products
  • Becoming a member is FREE and EASY

If you consider yourself a beginner or an avid shooter, the Glock Talk community is your place to discuss self defense, concealed carry, reloading, target shooting, and all things Glock.

The Pharmacist

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by isuzu, May 5, 2008.

  1. isuzu


    Jul 3, 2005
    North America
    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription. :supergrin:

  2. Clusterbomb


    Jan 22, 2008
    I dread to see the day when you can buy cyanide from your local botica, ha-ha! They come in various compounds and in dangerous to handle forms (gas, solid, liquid). Like the one they placed in Rasputin's cakes- potassium ferri-cyanide. Only in his case, parang it didn't work daw.
  3. chowchow


    Jan 15, 2007
    I dont think pharmacy are allowed to stock on cyanide. Mabuti pa malathion hehehe
  4. maskytrading


    Dec 20, 2006
    when Copper plating lead bullets, cyanide solutions are used...then it is turbo-broiler dried :supergrin: