The Perfect Dress An ex girlfriend sent this to me today and I thought it was funny so I'd share with the gals of GT. They'll appreciate it: Subject: the PERFECT Dress > > > The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, > > and nothing could dampen Jennifer's excitement, not even her parents' > > nasty divorce. > > Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be > > the best dressed mother of the bride EVER! > > A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn her new young > > stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress. > > She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, > > "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a >million in it!" > > Jennifer told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. > > I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers." > > Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for > > lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the > > first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to >wear it." > > Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course I do, dear! I'm wearing it to > > the rehearsal dinner!" > > Now what woman wouldn't like this story?!