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The ole farmer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Deputydave, Sep 20, 2002.

  1. Deputydave

    Deputydave Millennium Member

    Feb 20, 1999
    There was an ole farmer with three sons. He was having quite a problem with the three boy's filthy language. He told his wife that he had had quite enough and was going to bring it to a grinding halt!

    Morning came and the three boys came downstairs. The mother asked the oldest "what would you like to eat this morning?"

    The oldest replied "Gimme some F#&@$%^ pancakes!" The ole farmer jumped up and smacked him across the face so hard he knocked him out.

    The mother a bit upset said to the second oldest "What would you like for breakfast?" To which he replied "I'll Take some F%#&*@# pancakes!" Again the ole farmer pops him and knocks him out.

    Furious he turns on the youngest and yells "OK, what do you want for breakfast!?!" The youngest looks at him, looks at his brotheres laying on the floor, looks back and him and says "You can bet your sweet ***** I don't want any F#$@%^& pancakes.......;f
  2. MarksGlock22

    MarksGlock22 The Punisher

    Mar 4, 2002
    Oh,I saw that coming,But still darn funny.

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    LOL that was funny;2 ;i ;i ;i ;i