close

Privacy guaranteed - Your email is not shared with anyone.

The Old Flame

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Feb 6, 2012.


  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    May 19, 2009
    3,638
    337
    Location:
    South Carolina
    I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend
    who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I
    was still around.

    We lost track of time, chatting about the wild,
    romantic times we used to enjoy together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
    in meeting up and rekindling a little of that ‘old magic
    from the early seventies’.

    Wow! I was stunned that she was still keen!

    "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said,
    "I'm 60 now and balder than when you last saw me.
    Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have."

    She just giggled and said, “My old soul mate, I’m sure
    you will be able to rise to the challenge just like the old
    days".

    "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a
    waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to
    mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is
    sagging, my teeth are all over the joint and I am
    developing jowls like a Staffy!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.

    She teased me saying that chubby, bald, older men
    were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great
    lover.

    Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few
    pounds myself!"

    So I told her to get lost.
     
  2. John43

    John43
    Expand Collapse

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2010
    1,036
    34
    Location:
    Murrells Inlet SC
    :rofl:I need to clean my keyboard.