I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that old magic from the early seventies. Wow! I was stunned that she was still keen! "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm 60 now and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have." She just giggled and said, My old soul mate, Im sure you will be able to rise to the challenge just like the old days". "Yeah." I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are all over the joint and I am developing jowls like a Staffy!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that chubby, bald, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover. Anyway, she giggled and said, "I've put on a few pounds myself!" So I told her to get lost.