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The Negligee

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RioKid, Jan 23, 2010.


  1. RioKid

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    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
    He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500-- the more sheer, the higher the price.
    Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
    Once upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well not be there. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked. I'll return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
    The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!
    He never heard the shot.
    Funeral on Thursday at noon.
    Closed casket.
     
  2. Nicko

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