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The Negligee

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RioKid, Jan 23, 2010.

  1. RioKid


    Jan 11, 2009
    SW Missouri
    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.
    He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500-- the more sheer, the higher the price.
    Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
    Once upstairs, the wife thinks, I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well not be there. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked. I'll return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
    The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!
    He never heard the shot.
    Funeral on Thursday at noon.
    Closed casket.
  2. Nicko


    Apr 13, 2007
    Virginia Beach, VA

  3. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

    Sep 27, 2009
    Austin, TX