Look out, Fred Astaire!!! From a BMW rider (not me) Puttin' on the Stich Think I'll go out for a ride on the boulevards far and wide. If there's no hitch I'm putting on the 'Stich. Don't think I'll be minding rain Though some might think that I'm insane. Just got that itch. Puttin' on the 'Stich. Out there with the cars and trucks and scooters Big red Oilhead moves just like a trooper Super-dooper Running out amongst the hills Looking out for some cheap thrills Watch that ditch! Puttin' on the 'Stich Winter comes and winter goes I'll only stop if it snows. Won't hear me *****. Puttin' on the 'Stich. Moving through the morning's workday hassle. Big red oilhead never fails to dazzle. Pretty snazzle. I'll be meeting you at a Beakster Bash If I get some time and get some cash More I couldn't wish Puttin' on the 'Stich.