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The most functional word in the English language

Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by OSSI, Aug 18, 2011.


  1. OSSI

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    Well, it's **** ... that's right, ****!
    **** may just be the most functional word in the English language.


    You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget **** and tell others to eat ****.


    Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and brasso.

    There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse **** and chicken ****.
    You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****,(or duck when the **** hits the fan).

    You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

    You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.

    Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than **** and some days are just plain ****ty.

    Some music sounds like ****, things can look like **** and there are times when you feel like ****.


    You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****.

    You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle.

    Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

    When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

    And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!!

    You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****!

    Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without any ****. But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head..........

    Well, **** Happens!!!
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  3. Angry Fist

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  4. OSSI

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    And....if one of my facebook friends posts that, and I do not post a disclaimer, I could be removed from my job, and placed AWAY from my students.

    It just happened. We had to SIGN a statement on our first day back regarding this. :sadangel:

    Or if I agree with a post about a belief in God...or freedom ....

    I could be placed in an administrative office where I don't have contact with children.

    Yes, we have freedom of speech in America.

    I am deleting my facebook account this weekend.

    I knew I couldn't have my students be my friends, and I didn't.

    But I had no idea how limited I am.

    We need to CHERISH our freedom of speech....regardless of what it says!

    We are losing it in bits and pieces!

    :goodpost:

    Ossi! :thumbsup:
     
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  6. NMG26

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    stuff?
     
  7. kcb

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    Yeah! Right Ossi?
     
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    Potash.

    The word is potash.
     
  9. kcb

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    It's whatever someone wants the word to be.
     
  10. tous

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    GET A ROPE!

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    I want it to be potash.

    So, there.
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    No.......**** is still better. Like in this case.

    "When he finds out, he is going to stuff!"

    Does not work as well as ****.
     
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    What have you done with OSSI?
     
  13. tous

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    GET A ROPE!

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    Where is everybody?

    Daylight's a-wasting, slug-a-beds!

    <--- not willing to reveal what I have done with OSSI
     
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    GET A ROPE!

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    Back at ya, ma'am.

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  16. Blast

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    Well ****... all the good ones are covered.


    BTW... why is **** a bad word? Why can you say crap and poop but not ****?
    A turd by any other name still stinks.

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    That's all your house is...a place to keep your stuff while you go out and buy more stuff. Eventually you have to move into a bigger house, because you've got too much stuff!
     
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    Sounds like we have already lost freedom of speech. :sad:
     
  19. tous

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    Not if they're petrified.

    I happen to know that HerrGlock has an extensive prehistoric turd collection. Museum quality, it is.

    Or, was it rubber duckies he collects? :dunno:

    Now, I'm not sure.

    I don't think rubber duckies stink much.
     
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    Nah, I got a rubber ducky themed bathroom. They smell much better.


    I'm reminded of the great statement of modern life movie and one of the quotes therein, "Well that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word." :cool: