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Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by knoxvegasdaddy, Oct 4, 2012.


  1. TBO

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    Why so serious?
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    What's hanging in your closet, hero?
     

    Wanna kill these ads? We can help!
  2. blueiron

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    Game, Set, and Match.
     

  3. MadMonkey

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    Spershul Furces

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    Whatever they issue me :embarassed:
     
  4. lawman800

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    Juris Glocktor

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    Out the frying pan & into the fire!
    He's the hero they deserve, not the hero they need... or was it the hero they need but not deserve... or did they deserve to need him?

    Ugh....
     
  5. Kingarthurhk

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    Isaiah 53:4-9

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    It's one of those moments when you just have to shake your head. Imagine if they got togehter and had bat children?
     
  6. lawman800

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    Juris Glocktor

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    Out the frying pan & into the fire!
    They would have to figure out how first.:crying:
     
  7. x_out86

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    Gotta love this story. I sent out a copy of it to all officers in the county last night. Hopefully the day shift guys got a smile when they logged onto their MDC's this morning. :)
     
  8. scottydl

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    Haven't laughed so hard in months... thanks for the page 1 comments all :rofl:
     
  9. Mayhem like Me

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    He looks like "The Fist Of Goodness"
     
  10. sheriff733

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    I'm so glad yall think this **** is so ****ing funny.



















    I was just trying to help.





















    Jesus Christ.
     
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    I'm amazed at the structural integrity of the playground she's on... :wow:
     
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    Anyone know if there's a sworn with the last name Gordon in Petoskey????
     
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    What in the hell is wrong with you?! Here I just sit down with a cup of coffee and now I'm choking to death on the liquid. Laughing, gagging and drinking coffee at the same time is not good. Not good at all!
     
  15. Hack

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    After swallowing take a deep breath and count backwards from 100.:whistling:
     
  16. indigent

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    Maybe she likes "the fist of goodness".......




    For his crime fighting skills......
     
  17. blueiron

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    That is just soooo wrong!

    :shame:

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  18. steveksux

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    There but for the Grace of God, and the structural integrity of the crotch seam of that suit....
    There's always that, too...


    Randy
     
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    Plus "Honey Boo Boo."