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The Mall Ninja of Yeovil...

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by SAR, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. SAR

    SAR CLM

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  2. bubbles911

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    If more people would take the initiative like him, it wouldn't matter how short we are on patrol....
     

  3. Sniff

    Sniff

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    What a weirdo. He probably has a Labrador that tells him to kill nurses too.
     
  4. Hack

    Hack Crazy CO Gold Member

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    Nah, it's a rottie. I heard him speak meself laddy.:whistling:
















    And, I have a piece of the Tower of London to sell to you.:rofl:
     
  5. Ajon412

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  6. Gunshine

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    What I would like to know is while he is spending all that time on the streets. Playing ninja and striking poses like a nine year old. Who's protecting his wife and kids.
     
  7. 3Speedyfish3

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    A real ninja.
     
  8. Napalm561

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    Wife and kids are probably safer while he's out of the house.
     
  9. ancient_serpent

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    Good Lord, I couldn't get past the "growl". What a weirdo.
     
  10. 9x94

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    LOL, it would be tragic if someone were injured with his foam sword.
     
  11. Javelin

    Javelin Got Glock? Silver Member

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    Why the foam sword? Is that sort of like those folks here with fake Spike's cans on their firearms?
     
  12. grizz

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    The foam sword acts as a sponge and quickly pulls the blood from the bad guy, thus incapacitating said bad guy in record time.
     
  13. Gunshine

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    I hadn't thought of that. :rofl:
     
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    SPIN2010 Searching ...

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    Why does he carry a foam ninja sword? Why not at least a wooded one in case of an assault/self defense?
     
  16. AlexHassin

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    whats whith the hand thing when he walks? is that a secret ninja thing?
     
  17. RetailNinja

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    I'm pretty sure Ryu from Ninja Gaiden walks like that... in the NES version...
     
  18. UtahIrishman

    UtahIrishman BLR Silver Member

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    :rofl::rofl:

    I need to work on my growl if I'm going to be a true ninja.

    I wonder if he visits the mall on weekends?
     
  19. Panzergrenadier1979

    Panzergrenadier1979 Keystone Cop

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    The line at 0:26 says it all:

    ".....by day he is a security guard".

    :whistling:
     
  20. COLOSHOOTR

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    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

    Panzer is right "Security Guard by day," really says it all!

    How could you not take him seriously though walking around like a raver kid making an imaginary ball with his hands!
     
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