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The Maid

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Jul 20, 2008.


  1. lethal tupperwa

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    The maid asked for a raise.

    The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now Maria,

    why do you want a pay increase?'

    Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.

    The first is that I iron better than you.'

    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

    Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

    Wife: 'Oh.'

    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

    Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

    Maria: 'Your husband did.'

    Wife: 'Oh?'

    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

    Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

    Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

    SHE GOT THE RAISE !!!!
     
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