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the local brothel

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Nowhere Man, Feb 2, 2006.


  1. Nowhere Man

    Nowhere Man
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    > Two old men feeling they are close to their last
    >>> days on earth decided to have a last night on the town. After
    >>> a few drinks they >>
    >>> end up at the local brothel.
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> The madam takes one look at the two old geezers
    >>> and whispers to
    >>>
    >>> her manager, "Go up to the first two rooms and
    >>> put an inflated doll in each bed."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. These
    >>> two are so old
    >>>
    >>> and drunk they won't know the difference."
    >>>
    >>> The two men go up the stairs and take care of
    >>> their business.
    >>>
    >>> As they are walking home the first one says,
    >>> "You know, I think
    >>>
    >>> my girl was dead!"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you think
    >>> that?" "Well, she
    >>>
    >>> never moved or made a sound all the time I was
    >>> loving her."
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
    >>>
    >>> "A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"
    >>>
    >>>
    >>>
    >>> "Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her
    >>> neck and I gave
    >>>
    >>> her a little bite, then she farted and flew out
    >>> the window!!