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The Little Old Woman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by havacoke, Apr 7, 2003.


  1. havacoke

    havacoke
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    Defense Attorney:
    What is your age?

    Little old Woman:
    I am 86 years old.

    Defense Attorney:
    Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

    Little old Woman:
    There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you know him?

    Little old Woman:
    No, but he sure was friendly.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened after he sat down?

    Little old Woman:
    He started to rub my thigh.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him?

    Little old Woman:
    No, I didn't stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little old Woman:
    It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little old Woman:
    He began to rub my breasts.

    Defense Attorney:
    Did you stop him then?

    Little old Woman:
    No, I did not stop him.

    Defense Attorney:
    Why not?

    Little old Woman:
    Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

    Defense Attorney:
    What happened next?

    Little old Woman:
    Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid down and said to him ..."Take me young man ...Take me!"

    Defense Attorney:
    Did he take you?

    Little old Woman:
    Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ... And that's when I shot the little bastard!
     
  2. Hailstorm

    Hailstorm
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  3. scooterbear

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    JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE !!!!!!