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The latest thing in human smuggling from Colombia

Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by jacquejet, Dec 17, 2011.


  1. jacquejet

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    I guess ICE will be all over the Brazilian bikini team, eh? :supergrin:
     
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    I'd smuggle any one of 'em.
     
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    "Evidently the prosecutors exercised leniency after considering the creativity and originality of the smuggling attempt. An ICE spokesman contributed that the scheme was "definitely unique."

    This sounds like CRAP. You don't let smugglers off because they are imaginative and creative in their attempts! They probably didn't have that good of a case against them and decided to just take them into custody temporarily to end this type of smuggling.

    One of them looked just like my old girlfriend. I wondered where she went!
     
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    I'll "sponsor" a few!!
     
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    They're Third World Hot! :supergrin:
    They at least make it on my B-Team lineup.
     
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    You guys need to have your eyes checked...they're ugly even by WV standards! :rofl::rofl:
     
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    The two on the left are very smuggable.
     
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    Send us your poor, tired, HOT masses, yearning to be my . . .
     
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    Some pretty high standards here. Or mine is that low. LOL
     
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    +1000 Creativity and originality my ass... I thought they only awarded extra credit for "degree of difficulty"... :whistling:

    Are they sure that wasn't a human snuggling ring???

    And after watching Columbiana, i ain't sponsoring any of them, I don't care how hot they are...

    Randy
     
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    DOJ is just getting stupider by the minute... let them off because they were clever? Last time I checked the federal sentencing guidelines... the level of sophistication of a criminal act is worth some points toward more time in prison. I think Eric Hold-Ur-Nose is about ripe for a pink slip.
     
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    Pretty typical to keep the smuggler and a few material witnesses. The rest can be administratively removed.

    I say they're hot enough. Let them stay...for a while ... or until they get fat and chunky...then deport them.

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    That is original to say the least.

    I'm guessing they lost the competition... maybe their lack of cheerleading ability was the first clue that something was... wrong.
     
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    So deport them after they have had a few kids?:whistling:
     
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