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The Kiss

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Mrs Glockrunner, Apr 22, 2011.

  1. Mrs Glockrunner

    Mrs Glockrunner
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    May 19, 2009
    South Carolina
    A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

    "What are you doing?" he asks.

    "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

    So, she does.

    After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide ?"

    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
  2. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne
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    Apr 5, 1999
    Central Florida
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