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The Kind Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by SARG, May 19, 2007.

  1. SARG


    Mar 7, 2007
    One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
    >> along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to
    >> stop and he got out to investigate.
    >> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
    >> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to
    >> eat grass."
    >> "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the
    >> lawyer said.
    >> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
    >> under that tree."
    >> "Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
    >> Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also."
    >> The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a
    >> wife and SIX children with me!"
    >> "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
    >> They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
    >> large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
    >> turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
    >> taking all of us with you."
    >> The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
    >> grass is almost a foot high."