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The Kind Lawyer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WERA49, Nov 30, 2004.

  1. WERA49


    Jul 26, 2003
    One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

    He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?

    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

    "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said.

    "But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."

    "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
    The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me."
    "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

    Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!" :)
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
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  3. WERA49


    Jul 26, 2003
    Okie, I thought that you'd like this joke. :)
  4. Erich

    Erich Millennium Member

    That's funny, I just sent that very joke to one of my clients yesterday.

    Our state Supreme Court has expressed that we lawyers shouldn't tell lawyer jokes, since doing so perpetuates a belief that all lawyers are jerks. I responded by making one up on the spot and telling it to the Chief Justice. She laughed, but she sort of whapped me, too.

    Everybody should be able to laugh at himself. :) There are, of course, lots of great lawyers who are terrific human beings. God bless you all!