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The italian wedding test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, May 18, 2011.


  1. goldenlight

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    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
    year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
    me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and
    generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
    always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it
    when she was near anyone else.

    One day her ' little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
    she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
    wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
    fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
    there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
    opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
    that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
    daughter. Welcome to the family.'


    And the moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.
     
  2. JimBianchi

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  3. Deployment Solu

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