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The italian wedding test

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, May 18, 2011.

  1. goldenlight


    Apr 15, 2007
    I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
    year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering
    me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and
    generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
    always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it
    when she was near anyone else.

    One day her ' little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the
    wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that
    she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
    wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

    She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
    fling, just come up and get me.'

    I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood
    there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
    opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

    Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

    With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
    that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our
    daughter. Welcome to the family.'

    And the moral of this story is:
    Always keep your condoms in your car.
  2. JimBianchi

    JimBianchi Da Da CLM

    Feb 15, 2006
    Las Vegas

  3. Deployment Solu

    Deployment Solu Kydex Crafter

    Jul 18, 2007
    That's funny right there!!!!
  4. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

    May 24, 2000