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The Importance of Walking!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by goldenlight, Apr 2, 2011.

  1. goldenlight


    Apr 15, 2007
    Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.

    I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

    I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I am doing.

    Every time I say the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate or vodka.

    The advantage of exercising every day is so when you die they'll say , "Well, he looks good."

    If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

    I know I've gotten a lot of exercise the last few years---just getting over the hill.

    We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it.)

    Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave, I look just fine!:tongueout: