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The Hussein Family

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Lance Boils, Sep 8, 2003.


  1. Lance Boils

    Lance Boils
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    Now that Uday &Qusay are no more, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.

    Among the Men:



    Sooflay...................... the restaurateur

    Guday........................ the half-Australian brother

    Huray......................... the sports fanatic

    Sashay...................... the gay brother

    Kuntay &Kintay........ the twins from the African mother

    Sayhay...................... the baseball player

    Ojay.......................... the stalker/murderer

    Gulay........................ the singer/entertainer

    Ebay......................... the internet czar

    Biliray....................... the country music star

    Ecksray..................... the radiologist

    Puray....................... the blender factory owner

    Regay...................... the half-Jamaican brother

    Tupay....................... the one with bad hair



    Among the Women:

    Bufay........................ the 500 pound sister

    Dushay..................... the clean sister

    Lattay....................... the coffee shop owner

    Phayray.................... the zoo worker in the BIG gorilla house

    Sapheway................. the grocery store owner

    Ollay......................... the half-Mexican sister

    Gudlay....................... the prostitute



    and finally: There is Oyvay . . .

    . . . but the family doesn't like to talk about him much