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The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by johndoe25, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. johndoe25

    johndoe25

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    Good: You're pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.

    Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
    Bad: He wants a divorce.
    Ugly: He's a lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your husband understands fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
    Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!