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Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by Allegra, Jan 26, 2007.


  1. Allegra

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    Watch out , they could be running the country soon



    Vandals at UP -


    FA Wall:

    "nobody cares"
    somebody answered:
    "not even the carebares?"
    then another:
    "not even kier?"
    then:
    "not even zoren?"
    lastly:
    "not even zorro?"
    all written by different people.

    AS:

    AS chairs:

    "push button to eject seatmate"

    "push button to eject urself"

    "push button to kill teacher."

    "push button to eject teacher"

    ....reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

    AS cubicle:

    "Donate your bulbol here.." tapos may chewing gum na
    pagdidikitan. ...


    AS chair :

    "you know bobo? bobo is you!"

    AS 1st floor CR:

    "if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."


    AS 1st floor CR uli:

    " Im a simple gay "
    tapos me sumagot
    "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh! "
    tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
    "sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos
    yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

    CHEM:

    Chem chair:

    "push button to spray acid on prof's face."

    Another chem chair:

    "You Boron!!!"


    BIO:

    Bio chair:

    "Push cadaver to haunt teacher."



    FO Santos:

    "SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."



    ENG'G:

    Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:
    "Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"

    Reply:

    "the future you are holding is very small."



    GAB:

    sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:

    "takas ng ward 7"



    MATH:

    sa cr sa may math building:
    "SUMAPI SA NPA! "
    may sumagot:
    "PAANO? "
    may sumagot pa:
    "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP
    BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

    sa math building, sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
    "BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

    sa math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli.
    "you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
    May nag-reply:

    "find x."

    sa math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
    nakasulat sa armchair:
    "***** DA WORLD! "
    ta's may sumagot:
    "***** U TOO!
    --WORLD?"

    3rd floor math cr:

    "kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi, paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe."


    UPIS

    sa loob ng music room.
    "maam _______(music prof) boses palaka! "
    tas may sumagot
    "nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka "
    tas may sumagot uli
    "weh "
    tas may nag-react uli
    "oo, sabi kokak!kokak! "

    VINZONS:

    Wall ng vinzons

    "Do not steal. The government hates competition"

    men's cr sa Vinzon's:
    "remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same
    hands that cook your food."

    men's cr waaaay above the urinal:
    "if you can reach this, the fire department wants you!"


    NIGS:

    sa isang upuan:
    "***** nigs!"
    may nagreply:
    "who's nigs?"


    MAIN LIB

    Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:

    "UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
    tapos may sumagot...
    "mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"


    KALAI:

    nietzsche-"god is dead"
    God- "Nietzsche is dead!"



    SC:

    sa labas ng PNB:
    "in case of emergency break ass and push butt"

    sa girls' CR:

    "Bawal ang vandal Dito!...
    Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin"

    sa girls' CR uli:

    "My boyfriend and I had sex and now I'm pregnant"

    Reply:

    "Pray to God"
     

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  2. chowchow

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    LOL, ang galeng ng jokes.
     

  3. revo

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    Allegra, sir,

    Is this really true ? Ganyan ang graffiti sa UP ngayon ?

    San mo nakuha to ?

    Thanks !
     
  4. horge

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    UP ARCH; drunken scrawls on the older drafting tables:

    "What is the Difference between a Chicken?"

    "Why did the Door Knob?"






    Sayang nga lang, e. ang daming magandang i-quote pero bawal dito.
    I do remember seeing one of those quoted by Allegra, for myself:
    ("Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!")
    Pero parang wala pa n'un yung reply.
    :)
     
  5. Eye Cutter

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    ....that's because we were there a long time ago! hahahaha!

    my two pamangkins, a nephew and a niece, passed the upcat test and were admitted at the diliman campus! woohoo! my other two pamangkins, mga kapatid nila, are already there. Both pre-med studes.

    yung hunghang kong kapatid, gusto sa ateneo papasukin yung nephew ko! palibhasa hindi sa peyups nag-aral! hahaha! wait until he finds out how much the tuition fees of ateneo are compared to UP even with the 300% increase, he'll change his mind in a flash!

    :thumbsup:
     
  6. Allegra

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    Galing sa Organization of Zoology majors yahoogroups hehe I'm a marine zoologist e :)
     
  7. antediluvianist

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    You heard that joke about- three colegialas, from UP, st. Scholastica and ateneo are eating lunch when something drops onto their table :

    The Atenean says : "Oh , Lacoste!"

    The Scholastican says: " Lizard 'yon."

    The UP girl says : "Putangina, butiki!"
     
  8. Allegra

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    These are pretty old , but our balikbayan friends might find it funny or the opposite :)


    Let's see who's pikon -



    =============================

    Situation: UST after defeating ADMU

    UST crowd in the coliseum: (chanting) We're going to the finals! We're going to the finals!

    ADMU crowd in retaliation: (chanting) Kung may jeep! Kung may jeep!
    ===============================

    An Atenean and a Lasallite were in a restroom relieving themselves. As the Atenean afterwards went to the sink to clean himself, he noticed the Lasallite didn't. The Atenean remarked, "Where I come from, we were taught to wash our hands after taking a piss."

    The Lasallite replied, "Well, where I come from, we were told not to piss on our hands."

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    Letran tinalo Benilde sa NCAA

    Letran: Pangit kayo, gwapo kami!

    Benilde: Tuition niyo baon namin!

    =================================

    If you have a lot of brains and a little money, go to UP.
    If you have some brains and some money, go to Ateneo.
    If you have no brains and lots of money,go to La Salle.
    If you have no money, go to PUP.

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    Sa UP, mahirap ang Math.
    Sa Ateneo, mahirap ang English.
    Sa La Salle, mahirap ang parking.
    Sa Assumption, mahirap ang walang pera.
    Sa UST, mahirap umuwi kapag baha.
    Sa St. Scho, mahirap sumakay sa LRT
    Sa San Beda, mahirap maging lalaki.

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    A few days before Christmas, the Monsignor thought it would be a good idea if he solicited the support of a number of schools to get together to create a Nativity Scene in time for the Christmas Mass. The day before Christmas, the Monsignor discovered that the Nativity Scene was still incomplete so he made a few inquiries on why this was so.

    Ateneo reported it could come up with only two and not three wise men.

    La Salle reported it could not come up with even a single wise man.

    Maryknoll reported that it could not come up with even a single virgin.

    San Beda reported that it could only come up with three wise gays.

    UP reported that they killed the three wise men.

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    HOW DO YOU KNOW ONE WHEN YOU SEE ONE?

    In a grand ballroom party conducted by the Philippine Society of Colleges and Universities, the Chairman of the Board got curious to know what particular schools attended the big celebration.
    Therefore, he checked out the house where it was all happening. Guess whom he found and where he found them?

    UP Diliman - everybody was lined up to the attic to have a fraternity ritual

    UP Los Banos - they were in the garden mowing the lawn

    UP Manila - they were into "drugs"

    Ateneo - they were inside the TV room with a microphone chanting the "BLUE EAGLE" spelling

    La Salle - they were eavesdropping

    San Beda - some were beside the Ateneans while others were in the bedroom with some Paulinians

    St. Paul - they thought they were with the Ateneans

    La Consolacion - they wanted to be the Paulinians

    Holy Spirit - they want the Paulinians

    Miriam - they were beside the room of the Ateneans like always

    Assumption - they were inside the bathroom three hours already since arriving

    St. Scholastica - they were next in line for the bathroom

    CEU - some were doing the dishes while others were busy with the laundry

    St. Louis - they were in front of the air conditioner

    UE - they don't know what's an air conditioner

    UST - they were everywhere

    FEU - they were nowhere

    MLQU - sob! They were not invited

    San Sebastian - How the hell did they pass by security?

    AMA - they were parading with Jolina posters

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    Reaksyon ng mga estudyante kapag nakakita ng prostitute

    UP: bayaran!
    DLSU: flirt!
    ADMU: loose!
    San Beda: how much?
    PWU: hi classmate
    FEU: hi suki!

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    School's reaction when flooded

    La Salle: Oh my God its baha!
    Ateneo: #### its flooded again!
    UST: Tangina, baha na naman!
    UP: **** pare baha!
    PUP: Tara ligo tayo!

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    Reaction upon the loss of a wallet


    DLSU: Lost my credit cards!
    ATENEO: Lost 10 grand!
    UST: Lost my Cartier wallet!
    UP: Lost my driver's license, too!
    AMA: Ay! Nasama yung picture ni Jolina!

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    How do you know students by smell?

    DLSU: Polo
    ADMU: Hugo Boss
    San Beda: Banana Republic
    UP: Penshoppe
    UE: Bench
    Adamson: Axe
    PUP: Downy
    AMA: Lysol

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    Bracelet ng mga estudyante

    La Salle: Philip Cartier
    Benilde: Tennis bracelet
    CRC: Tiffany
    UST: Silver works
    UE: friendship bracelet
    PUP: rubber band
    FEU: tattoo

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    From Gary Lising:

    Man: You must be from Ateneo.
    Atenista: How'd you know?
    Man: Because of your English.

    Man: You must be from La Salle
    Lasallista: How'd you know? Because of my English too?
    Man: No, because you picked your nose with your ring finger.

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    Pasikatan ng Graduates

    UP: A number of past Philippine presidents graduated from UP. Presidents oxas, Quirino, Laurel, Garcia and Marcos, to name just a few!
    ATENEO: Hah! That's nothing, a number of Ateneo graduates became national heroes like Jose Rizal, Gen. Gregorio del Pilar, Gen. Antonio Luna, Evelio Javier and many others.
    UP: That just goes to show you, UP graduates become presidents and lead countries while Ateneans end up getting shot!
    LA SALLE: Wala 'yan. Talo kayo sa mga gradweyt namin!
    UP & ATENEO: Bakit sino ba ang mga graduates ninyo?
    LA SALLE: Aba! Marami kaming sikat na gradweyts; si Gary Valenciano, Dingdong Avanzado, Ogie Alcasid, Monsour del Rosario, Rico Yan . . .

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    These are the meanings of the acronyms of the various schools in the Philippines.

    ADMU: Ang Daming Mali sa UPCAT (or Ang Di Makapasa sa UPCAT)

    DLSU: Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT

    UST: UP Sana Tayo

    UA&P: UP Ang Pangarap

    AMA: Ahaay!!! Mag-aartista Ako

    Of course, the original (and still the best) one was

    CRC: Coño Rehab Center

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    HOW TO IDENTIFY A LA SALLITE

    A La Sallite walks into a store in Mega Mall and says: "Miss, I'd like a green parrot, please."
    The salesgirl looks at him and asks: "Sir, are you a La Sallite, by any chance?"
    The La Sallite replies: "O... bakit mo naman natanong 'yan? If I ordered BLUE cheese, would you
    ask me if I were from Ateneo? I don't think so. If I bought a MAROON shirt, would you ask me if I were from UP?
    I think not. So why then, when I want to buy a GREEN PARROT, do you ask me if I'm from La Salle?"
    "Sir, kasi naman ..." replied the salesgirl, "this is a flower shop, eh."

    A TYPICAL CONVERSATION

    Two La Sallites meet on the street and carry on a typical La Sallite conversation:
    La Sallite #1: If you can tell me how many chickens I have in this bag, I will give you both of them.
    La Sallite #2: Uh, two?
    La Sallite #1: Daya mo! You peeked!

    BARKADA SA HUNTING

    Tatlong magkaka-barkada: a La Sallite, a UP student, and an Atenean went on a hunting trip.
    The first night, the guy from UP comes back to the cabin with a big deer.
    The others ask him how he did it, and he coolly replies: "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang!
    I got the deer!
    The next night, the guy from Ateneo comes back also with a big deer. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang!
    I got the deer!" was the Atenean's story.
    Therefore, the La Sallite decides to try it himself. However, the next night, as he drags himself back to the cabin, his
    two companions find him bruised and bloody all over. "What happened?" they ask.
    "Well," replies the La Sallite, "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and bang! A train hit me."

    A MURDER MYSTERY

    To be solved solely on the basis of pure logic. Who committed the murder?
    Suspects:
    The Humble Atenean
    The Bright La Sallite
    The Innocent Maryknoller
    The Unaffected Assumptionista
    The UP Graduate

    Culprit:

    The UP Graduate

    Logic:

    There is no such thing as a Humble Atenean, a Bright La Sallite, an Innocent Maryknoller or an Unaffected Assumptionista.

    SUICIDAL SANDWICH

    There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP student (so you know this story is fictional.)
    Anyway, these three friends met for lunch everyday and ate their sandwiches.

    UP: Putek! Peanut butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag bukas, peanut butter sandwich na naman
    ang baon ko, magpapatiwakal na ako!
    Ateneo: Darn! Roast beef sandwich again. I'm sick of this already. If I get another roast beef sandwich tomorrow,
    I'm gonna shoot myself!
    La Salle : Oh my gosh, grabe! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I am so sawa with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon
    tomorrow is ham sandwich again, I'm gonna drive my CRV over the cliff!

    The next morning, they again met for lunch, and, alas, they had the same sandwiches again. The UP student went back to
    his dorm, pulled out a belt,and choked himself to death. The Atenean went home, got a gun, and shot himself in the head.
    The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.

    At their funerals, their mothers were interviewed:

    UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na ayaw niya na nang peanut butter sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung pinabaon ko
    sa kanya.
    Ateneo: If he had told me that he didn't want roast beef anymore, I wouldn't have given him roast beef.
    La Salle : Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili niyang sandwich!
     
  9. Allegra

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    Continued


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    Nagpapasikatan ang mga estudayante ng La Salle, UP at
    Ateneo.

    La Salle: Mas sikat ang eskwelahan namin dahil may nga
    estudyante kami na naging artista, abugado, justice at mga sikat na director.

    UP: Mas sikat ang eskwelahan namin dahil may nga estudayante kami na naging mayor, senador, ambassador
    at mga matataas na pulitico.

    Ateneo: Luma ang eskwelahan ninyo sa amin. Ang eskwelahan namin eh meron, Presidente ng Pilipinas,
    PINAKA BOBO PA SA AMIN IYON, Haah!.(Joseph Estrada).

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    Vitamins

    UA&P- pharmaton
    Ateneo- rogin-e
    La Salle- centrum
    UST- clusivol
    AMA- star rice

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    Deodorant

    Ateneo- secret
    La salle- sure
    UST- rexona
    UP- babes
    NU- splash deowhitener
    PUP- tawas
    AMA- dinidikdik na stork, sing lamig pero di sing mahal


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    DLSU and ADMU Final Exams
    Have you ever wondered how you would have fared as either a LaSallite or an Atenean?
    Here's your chance to find out! Take either the La Salle Final Exams or the Ateneo Final Exams.
    Or take both and find out what makes each one tick.
    ATENEO de MANILA UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMINATIONS

    Instructions:
    Read each question carefully.
    Answer all questions.
    Time Limit: 4 hours.
    Begin immediately.

    1. HISTORY
    Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day, concentrating especially, but not exclusively, on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

    2. MEDICINE
    You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of
    gauze, and a bottle of Scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not
    suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15
    minutes.

    3. PUBLIC SPEAKING
    Twenty-five hundred riot-crazed aborigines are storming the
    classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language
    except Latin or Greek.

    4. BIOLOGY
    Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human
    culture if this form of life had developed 500 million
    years earlier, with special attention to its probable
    effect on the English parliamentary system. Prove your
    thesis.

    5. MUSIC
    Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with
    flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

    6. PSYCHOLOGY
    Based on you degree of knowledge of their works, evaluate
    the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and
    repressed frustrations of each of the following:

    Alexander of Aphrodisias
    Rameses II
    Gregory of Nicea
    Hammurabi.

    Support your evaluations with quotations from each man's
    work, making appropriate references. It is not necessary to
    translate.

    7. SOCIOLOGY
    Estimate the sociological problems which might accompany
    the end of the world. Construct an experiment to test your
    theory.

    8. MANAGEMENT SCIENCE
    Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Why?
    Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial
    decisions. Assuming an 1130 CPU supporting 50 terminals,
    each terminal to activate your algorithm; design the
    communications interface and all necessary control programs.

    9. ENGINEERING
    The disassembled parts of a high-powered rifle have been
    placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an
    instruction manual, printed in Swahili. In ten minutes a
    hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take
    whatever action you feel is apropriate. Be prepared to
    justify your decisions.

    10. ECONOMICS
    Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt.
    Trace the possible effects of your plan in the following
    areas:

    Cubism
    Donatist Controversy
    Wave Theory of Light

    Outline a method for preventing these effects. Criticize
    this method from all possible points of view. Point out the
    deficiencies in your point of view, as demonstrated in you
    answer to the last question.

    11. POLITICAL SCIENCE
    There is a red telephone on the desk beside you. Start
    World War III. Report at length on its socio-political
    effects; if any.

    12. EPISTEMOLOGY
    Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of
    your position.

    13. PHYSICS
    Explain the nature of matter. Include in you answer an
    evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics
    on science.

    14. PHILOSOPHY
    Sketch the development of human thought; estimate its
    significance. Compare with the development of any kind of
    thought.

    15. GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
    Describe in detail. Be objective and specific.

    ***EXTRA CREDIT***
    Define the universe; give three examples.


    DE LA SALLE UNIVERSITY FINAL EXAMS (Take Home)

    Time Limit: 3 Weeks

    1. What language is spoken in France?

    2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire
    with particular reference to architecture, literature, law
    and social conditions or give the first name of Pierre
    Trudeau?

    3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
    a. Build a bridge
    b. Sail the ocean
    c. lead an army or
    d. WRITE A PLAY

    4. What religion is the Pope?
    a. Jewish
    b. Catholic
    c. Hindu
    d. Polish
    e. Agnostic
    (check only one)

    5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

    6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the
    little hand is on the 5?

    7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

    8. What are people in America's far north called?
    a. Westerners
    b. Northerners
    c. Southerners

    9. Spell -- Bush, Carter, and Clinton
    BUSH: _ _ _ _
    CARTER: _ _ _ _ _ _
    CLINTON: _ _ _ _ _ _ _

    10. Six kings of England have been called George, last one
    being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

    11. Were does rain come from?
    a. Macy's
    b. 7-11
    c. Canada
    d. the sky

    12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of relativity?
    a. yes
    b. no
    c. maybe
    d. I don't know

    13. What are coat hangers used for?

    14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for
    what country?

    15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium
    or spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

    16. Where is the basement in a three story building located?

    17. Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples
    do you have?

    18. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

    19. The DLSU tradition for excellence in education began
    when (approximately)?
    a. B.C.
    b. A.D.
    c. still waiting


    ***You must answer three or more questions
    in order to graduate Magna Cum Laude.***

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    MGA GUSTONG PAG-UUSAPAN
    DLSU: showbiz
    ADMU: books
    ST. SCHO: boys
    SAN BEDA: boys
    LETRAN: pamporma
    AMA: pucha! kami nanaman? kelan niyo ba kami titigilan? STI naman.

    WHEN CELL CONNECTION IS CUT OFF
    ATENEO: Hello? hello? ***** GLOBE
    DLSU: Hello? Siyett!!
    UST: Hello? Tangna, putol na naman
    FEU: Hello? hello? putragis na cell 'to
    AMA: Hello? hello?..........(pabulong) Jolina?

    FAVORITE PICK UP LINES
    ATENEO: Hi! wanna ride in my new car?
    UP Let's study together after school.
    UST: Libre kita ng dinner.
    DLSU: Let's have a date this weekend.
    AMA: Date naman tayo, hindi ako taga AMA

    FAVORITE MOVIE HOUSE
    DLSU: Louie's
    ATENEO: Glorietta
    UP: MegaMall
    UST: New Love
    FEU: Recto
    AMA: Abenson (sa labas ng TV display, libre nood ng VCD)

    FAVORITE CAR
    ATENEO: Jaguar
    DLSU: BMW
    UP: Mercedez Benz
    UST: Expedition
    SAN BEDA: Volvo
    AMA: 4x4 Tamiya

    FAVORITE CANTEEN FOOD
    ATENEO: Steak w/ mashed potato
    DSLU: BBQ chicken w/ java rice
    UP: Burgers and fries
    UST: Pork Chop with rice
    AMA: Sosy kami! 555 sardines, very saucy.

    PAG UMORDER NG BEER
    DLSU: Blue Ice please.
    ATENEO: Miller please.
    UST: Super Dry please.
    UP: Cerveza Negra po.
    AMA: Tangna, Sandali lang... sabay-sabay order nyo.

    Favorite chicken ng mga universities:
    DLSU: Kenny Rogers
    ADMU: Mary's
    UST: KFC
    UP: Andok's
    AMA: Maggi chicken cubes!

    WHILE WATCHING GIRLIE SHOWS
    ATENEO: I like that girl!
    DLSU: SEXY!!!
    UP: Galing Sumayaw.
    UST: Makalaglag brief.
    AMA1: Uy si classmate!
    AMA2: Uwi na tayo, yung mama san, nanay ko!
    AMA3: Mamaya na, malapit na show ng ate ko.

    PAG NAHULI NG PULIS FOR CAR VIOLATION
    ATENEO: Sorry sir, here's five hundred pesos for the boys.
    DLSU: Pasensya na sir, etong two hundred.
    UP: Bossing, pagusapan na lang natin sa one hundred.
    UST: 50 pesos lang dala ko, pwede na ba 'to?
    AMA: Buti nga sa inyo nahuli kayo! hehehe.. Thank You ser! gusto? Stork o Maxx?

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    While haning out in Katipunan talking about our grade school and high school days:
    Friend (to our other friends): Mga kick out sa (Ateneo) Grade School dyan napupunta. *points to Kostka*
    Me: Oo nga. *laughs*
    Friend: Pero mas mahal pa tuition dyan sa kesa sa grade school!
    Us: TALAGA?!?
    Friend: Oo, kasi mas mahirap tuturan yung bobo.

    What students say upon reaching their destination:
    La Sallian: Driver, I'm getting off here.
    Atenean: Gotta find a parking space.
    UP: Mama, bayad po!
    AMA: Sukli mo!
     
  10. bikethief

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    Bukingan nalang ng student number! I'll start:

    97-19280
     
  11. Allegra

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    sinimulan mo ng 97 , ayawan na!! hehe


    86-39680 , accelerated naman ako bwahaha
     
  12. bikethief

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    Both sides of my family come from UP. Pinadala ko na itong thread sa kanila. Thanks for the laughs!

    Mabuhay ang mga iskolar ng bayan! At dun sa iba... wag mapipikon.:supergrin:
     
  13. Eye Cutter

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    anak, alam ba ng tatay mo pinaggagawa mo sa iskwela??? syete, gurang na talaga ako...

    my student number: 8_-02400 pero hindi na ako naka experience ng pumila magdamag para sa registration ha?! noong first sem lang! hahaha!
     
  14. revo

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    My sons, bow to your seniors.
     
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  15. chowchow

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    Kawawang mga taga AMA pare. Yung bang nahuli dati as hacker taga dyan?
     
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    :animlol: I love those AMA jokes hehe :rofl:
     
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    Wala bang jokes din ng taga probinsya?
     
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    pwede na ba pagbasehan to kung ano pipiliin kong university para sa mga anak ko...? j/k

    :) :)
     
  19. Allegra

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    Never fails to amaze me how a lot people are so impressed w/ up :)

    My mom was a professor there , and she's always wondering bakit wala daw ako notebook or notes the whole 4 years hehe
    I even dropped 2 subjects coz the buildings was too far away , hindi kasya sa gas budget nung bulok na willy's jeep I used :)
    So much for being an iskolar ng bayan ahihihi

    I've been impressed w/ Benilde lately
    Met a couple of students who pretty business savvy
     
  20. horge

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    I can remember days when all I had to write on was the bus ticket in my pocket.
    Not real smart in a course where you have to draft building plans.
    It's real tricky trying to submit design plates on a UP bluebook,
    so I mooched from the girls in class like nobody's business:
    tracing paper, ink, leads...

    Shameful, really.
    :upeyes: